Doing it doggy style

Strippers on Stag When is cheating not cheating?

When its with a stripper.

In Vegas, on a Stag.

I say Vegas, what I actually mean is a dingy club in Blackpool

But still, its a stag!

Normal rules don’t apply.

 

Cheating is cheating!

Don’t get me wrong.

But riding a stripper while your mates cheer you on.

Sure thats only for the craic like.

Where the harm as long as you don’t catch gonorrhoea?

Even that can be treated!

 

Cheating is something else.

Its sneaky.

It’s behind the other person’s back.

Its doing it like a dog.

A Dawg!

 

I’ve been unlucky enough to be invited to a few hens.

And stupid enough to actually show up.

Women are the same with strippers.

Slapping butts and grabbing nuts.

While shrieking like demented witches.

Stripper on hen

Strippers are the only reason to get married.

One last wild party with your mates.

Before you settle into the dull drudgery of marriage.

To commiserate, I mean celebrate, it’s only right that you party.

Coke, exotic dancers and a few shared storied.

Ah yes the stories.

Of how it used to be before you got married.

And how it is now.

 

She used to suck my dick…… now I’m lucky if we fuck once a month.

We used to fuck all Sunday…… now we spend Sunday in the park… with the kids.

We used to go out to the pub and get drunk….. now we’re in bed by 10.

Yes, married life is truly horrific.

So enjoy that stag and hen while you can!

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