How could this have happened without me noticing?
It seems everyone was at it.
Apart from me.
How could you all be be having so much fun without me!?
And now it seems like I’ve missed the party.
I’m talking about Ashley Madison of course.
Now that the emails are out,
It seems like every bible bashing, kiddie fiddling pervert was in on the action.
OK, so maybe I had a lucky escape!
So I’m told some of you are shocked.
I’m not sure what about.
You’re shocked that people are cheating on their husbands and wives?
Oh, you’re shocked to see so many fallen heroes?
What do you think happens behind closed doors?
The reality is that people want do all sorts of freaky things.
Truckers want to suck cock.
Housewives want to fuck their tennis coaches.
Husbands want to bone the au pair.
Who in their right mind would trust a person who claimed to be a saint?
So now that the shit has hit the fan, and our dirty secrets are out, what are we going to do?
What can you do?
Suck it up, like a trucker!
Maybe its time to start living in the light and stop hiding in the shadows?
Instead of having an affair, why not involve your other half?
And if your beloved does not want to be involved?
Well then its time to jog on.
You only live once, so make sure you live.