Monkey see, monkey do.
All this talk of 50 Shades of Grey has me inspired.
Well actually not for long.
You see I’m just not patient enough.
Restraints: they look great in pictures.
A hot siren tied to the bed.
At your mercy.……
Fuck me it takes ages to ‘restrain’ a wench.
And then access is severely curtailed.
That will never do.
So I had to un-restrain her, big mistake….
You should never untie a Houseguest.
She is an excitable beast and one is likely to regret it.
And I did.
You see she on the other hand is a patient harlot.
And good with rope.
Happy to see me tied up and at her mercy.
She simply cannot accept that I am the Dom and she is my Sub.
Oh, and she has no mercy.
That will suit you nicely Robert!
Begging to be released?
She knows that I have a small mouth.
Terrible really, I can only suck one cock at a time.
Its bleeding tragic.
So I’ve had it with 50 Shades.
No more stupid plastic BDSM shit.
From now on its going to be vanilla fun.
And plenty of it.