Dating Ugly chicks
What the fuck is that about?
Dating an ugly chick!
His words not mine.
OK, I exaggerate.
He merely said he wasn’t that into her.
But on the plus side, she was a good shag.
You Sir are an arsehole.
Do you get that?
Why would you tell someone that you’re not that into your date?
I cant help but think thats just about the worse thing you can do to a lady.
What’s it say about him?
Other than him being a total dick?!
I put it to my beloved: why is he doing this?
Because this poor boy is a Queen!
Say what now?
Yes, he’s gay. No sane woman wants him, so he’s just making do.… until he gets cock.
How the hell did she work all that out?
But she has a point.
He is a bit camp.
And wants a bi 4some.
It all makes sense now!
He is a bumbandito!
Well I guess I should help him out.
Here’s my plan, we tie him up, the ladies put on their ‘correctors’ and we run a train on his ass!
He gets what he needs, while at the same time being punished for his stupidity!
Where will this leave him?
Is there any going back to his fake hetero life?
He’s sure to become fabulous,
His dress sense will improve immeasurably,
And he’ll learn how to bake.
We are real humanitarians!