Some men really do need a kick in the hole.
I mean kind of man would do such a thing?
Expect such things?
It’s no wonder it all went wrong.
How did I find out?
I asked of course.
You see there is this couple.
Good looking, hot etc etc….
But I could never quite get a handle on her.
Did she really want this?
Or was it just his fantasy that she was having live out.
So they asked us to join them.
I say they, I mean him.
We made some excuse, but pointed them in the direction of Mr L.
Mr L is a fabulous man, great body and huge…..personality!
I had to find out how it went down.
And Mr L was happy to spill the beans.
She was totally drunk, and he was the worst cock sucker ever.
It was bit of a disaster.
So bad in fact that he made his excuses and left after an hour.
I was kind of taken aback.
I mean Mr L is a total ride, if she didn’t fancy him it could only mean one thing.
She’s no swinger, oh and her husband is a twat for making her do it.
Such behaviour can not go unpunished.
So I’ve decided that we will meet them.
I’m going to speak to his wife and hatch a plan.
She will take a seat, pour a glass of wine, sit back, relax and watch the show.
As my beloved and I torment her stupid husband.
She will tell us all the things that he hates, and we will do them to him.
It will be a bit like Pavlov’s dog, in reverse, I think?
Anyway, he’ll never want to go swinging again
And she can get back to being the centre of his universe.
Which is just where she belongs.