In the beginning there was sex.
And only men came.
So it was bad.
Then there was women’s liberation.
And women made themselves come.
So this too was bad.
Then men realised what women always knew.
It was good to make someone else come.
This was modernity.
People having sex and making each other come.
So this was good.
But sex became boring.
Coming was not enough.
People wanted more.
Thus we enter sexual post-modernity.
It was a time when no one was getting quite what they wanted.
It was a time when no one quite knew what they wanted.
It was a time when no one could tell us what we wanted.
Then came Grey.
To Spank, or to be Spanked?
That is the question.
People were happy.
For a while…….
And then they realised it was all shite.
Getting spanked hurts.
Spanking hurts your hand.
A good crop is impossible to find.
And you never look as hot as the BDSM couples you see online.
So what is good sex?
What are all looking for?
I’m fucked if I know.