I’m just saying.
I meant no offence.
Chill your bones.
I’m merely saying that you seem to be fucking him a lot.
Well that was it.
I had to be told.
It’s none of your business.
Just because we fuck, does not mean we are together!
I get it.
You’re fucking but you are not together.
I got it.
Call me a simpleton.
But I just thought that if you fucked every week it meant you were together.
I know what you are thinking.
Friends with benefits.
Yeah I get that.
But these two do couple things.
Cinema, pub, long romantic walks.
Ok, maybe not the long walks.
So if fucking each other and spending time together doesn’t mean you’re together…
So what does define a couple?
Let us for a moment assume that these two are not in denial.
Can you be together but NOT be together?
Hell what does that even mean?
Who are they kidding?
Or, if it quacks, waddles and shits feathers…..
They are an item.
And that is final.
So why the hell do they want everyone to think they are not?
Shit is just fucked up.
They seem a perfect match.
Both good looking, successful, etc, etc….
Like I said.
Shit’s fucked up.
And they say swingers are weird!
So when is sex not Love?