OK, we all suffer from a dose from time to time.
Normal isn’t it?
You see you’re partner chatting to a hottie and you get a bit riled….
Well actually no.
Not me anyway.
I see my beloved with a hottie and I think hmmmm threesome!
But I know I’m not normal.
Normal people, they get jealous over all sorts of things.
Oh I saw you talking to a girl.
You had you’re picture taken with a naked man!
You sucked another man’s cock.
People get jealous over the most ridiculous things.
OK, maybe not the last one.
But it is true, we get jealous over the silliest things.
The romantic in me says that its a reflection of love.
But the realist in me says its just people being dumbasses.
If you believe in what you have there is no reason to be jealous.
Unless you are a man.
Men, you see, are quite primitive at heart.
Our inner Neanderthal is never far away.
We can be as metrosexual as we want, but inside is Captain Caveman waiting to get out.
So what do you do if you’re other half is the jealous type?
Do you kick him in the hole?
Placate them with reassuring words?
Or do you carry on as before?
Of course you should carry on as before.
Give him an inch and he will take a mile.
The only person taking inches is you, and plenty of them.
If he wants to be a retard and wind himself up, so be it.
In time he will learn that you are fabulous.
And he should thank his lucky stars that you are in his life.
Besides, jealousy sex is hot!