You should always help out your friends when they’re in need.
So when a friend rings you up and asks you to help him give his girlfriend DP there is only one answer.
Sure buddy, love to help.
What else are friends for?
But what happens to friendship after sex?
Can you really be friends with someone you’ve fucked?
Or are currently fucking?
Are they even really friends?
Can you have a fuck buddy friend?
In short, no.
You have lovers, and then you have friends that you complain about lovers to.
Isn’t that the way?
That’s not to say that you can’t enjoy the craic with lovers.
But it’s not the same.
There is always an ulterior motive when you are socialising with a lover.
But anyway, so I’m to help out a buddy with project DP.
Why not, she’s hot and deserves a good fuck.
As do I!
But should I ask for a favour in return?
One good turn and all that.
What should I ask for, as a thank you?
I got it.
I should ask for his ass!
If he is happy to offer hers up, well then he should offer his own up too.
Fair is fair.
I bet he has a hot virginal ass.
We should break him in.
This just got a whole lot more fun.
I think it’s time for Houseguest to pack the corrector!