Fantasy Friday: Pitiful men



Call me a prude, but I just don’t get it.

I mean, you just want to watch?

And do nothing?!

Shit’s just fucked up!


Such is the life of a cuckold.

I just wish they had told us before we agreed to a foursome.

A man who can’t perform is not Houseguest’s cup of tea….

Can’t perform, or won’t perform?

Of course I am a nosey auld bollix, so I need to know everything.


How long have you been into watching?

A long time.

And you never get the urge to join in?

No, never.

You like watching me fuck your wife like a cheap slut?

I love it, fuck her harder, show me how a real man fucks!


Like I said.

Shit’s fucked up!

How do we meet these people?

We seem to be meeting a lot of them.


Next I’m chatting to my friend Mr E.

Not really my type, but his wife is cracking.

But they come as a pair so it’s not meant to be.

It was she who cropped my ass in public.

So he starts confessing about their play dates.

She locks him in a cage and makes him watch while fucks.

In a bleedin cage!!!


You get off on that?

I love it!

You stay in the cage the whole time, watching?

I’m her sub!

Jeazuz, mary and Joseph!


Whatever happened to just fucking and making each other come?

How jaded are we that we need to do these things to get off?

Really fucking jaded!


I think I need a break from this all.

I going old school.

Flowers, chocolates, dinner, followed by vanilla sex.

No spanking.

No choking.

No stern words.

Missionary position and nothing else!!

6 thoughts on “Fantasy Friday: Pitiful men

  1. Well there is something to be said for the old standards. They have been successfully getting people off for centuries. LOL.

    I think watching is great and all that, but not for a foursome when someone is not getting fucked. If you are not going to participate, you got to spell that shit out. POOR HG. I hope you made it up to her. 😉

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