Philosophical Monday: Am I a cock blocker?

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Sex is supposed to be fun.

In fact it’s supposed to be orgasmic.

But of late it has been stressful and problematic.

It’s been quite a letdown.

 

Men who are supposed to be hot in bed have turned out to be crap.

I don’t get it.

Everyone said ‘they’ would be great.

But with us ‘they’ lose the will to fuck.

Why????!!!!

 

Maybe it’s me?

Am I a cock blocker?

How can this be?

I’m hot.

Friendly and easy going.

How can it possibly be me?

No it must be something else.

It must be my beloved.

Her hotness is throwing these men into a tail spin.

 

Unfortunately Houseguest informs me that it is not her.

She thinks men are intimidated by me.

That my hot body and hard appendage puts them off.

Since when did guys become so weak and pathetic?

 

I am a…..

It’s true.

A cock blocker.

How can life be so cruel?

I love cock!

Mine mostly, but other people’s too.

 

Are men losing their spunk?

Is this the natural outcome of metro-sexualism?

Men are becoming……. man bitches.

All sensitive and easily upset.

 

Can we do anything to arrest this decline in manliness?

Or do we just have to accept that real men are no more.

MAN. R.I.P.

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