There I said it!
I mean what is up with you lot?
You shock me.
I think I need to sit down.
What’s brought on this hot flush?
Seems many of you harlots have rape fantasies.
Now I’m not stupid.
I know that you don’t actually want to be raped.
But you do like the idea of violent sex.
In your mind.
I have to remind myself that most people have bizarre fantasies.
And they are just that.
Never to be made real.
That’s why we read alien tentacle erotica!
The reality is that most people have quite weird fantasies.
Raped by a football team.
Anally probed by an alien!
I have a friend who would like to be flogged and sodomised by Italian nuns!
So will all these bizarre sexual fantasies leave us jaded?
Unable to get off through vanilla sex?
What if your desire to have a tentacle up your fanny leaves you unsatisfied with cock?
It’s a slippery slope.
One minute you are reading about getting intimate with an octopus, the next you are loitering at the fish mongers.
Where will it end I ask you?!