Fantasy Friday: Project kinky

kinky husbands

 

It happens to us all.

Or so they say.

One minute you are happily married, boring and content.

Then you realise one day you are going to die.

And you are going to die a bore.

Yes.

A bore.

 

No one should go out like that.

Least of all you.

I think they call it a mid life crisis.

This is when you decide that you need to fuck.

Fuck the way you wish you always had.

 

I say balls, what I mean is vagina.

You see its the women who always have a crisis.

The men?

Oh they are just happy being loved and content.

Like puppies.

But the women?

Holy sweet b’jeazuz.

Threesomes, foursomes, moresomes.

I wanna die a slut. 

Don’t we all!

 

And who can blame them?

Fun times ahead but……

The men.

Back to that word.

Content.

Horrible isn’t it?

Fills me with dread.

Slippers and skanky boxers……

 

So what can you do if your man is a ball n chain?

Give up and get boy toy?

I’d never advise against that!

Lots of women try that.

But then the guilt kicks in.

You see they love their men.

They don’t want a new man.

They want their man, upgraded………

 

So you take on a project.

Project husband: to make him a sick twisted freak.

How do you make him a bit fruity?

Videos?

Books?

Can you ever really change a man’s disposition?

From bore or whore?

What do you reckon ladies?

What would you do?

 

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