Wicked Wednesday: Looks or Kinkinesss?

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It’s the age old question.

Do you go for looks or kinkiness?

You can’t have both, unless you are having me.

One or the other, you decide.

Why is it that hotties are so lazy in bed?

I call them ‘lie backers’.

They just do nothing but look hot.

How about you act all freaky instead?!

Maybe this is the malaise of the sexy.

‘I’m hot, I don’t need to try’.

Well hotness does bring you a lot of brownie points.

But after a while you run out of credit.

So should you have hot sex with someone you are not necessarily that attracted to?

Hmmm.

I do love hot sex.

And I’m hot.

So we are nearly there…..

But it does not seem right.

I demand hotties.

But maybe I’m just missing out?

Denying myself a good time.

How would you feel if you found out that your ride did not fancy you?

Exactly,

Pretty shitty.

That’s not a nice thing to do to someone.

Or is it?

Maybe my ideas are all wrong.

It’s not about what you look like.

It’s about what you can do.

How you make your lover feel.

This is what so many swingers tell me.

But…….

I dunno.

Surely you have to fancy your lover?

I just don’t know if I could perform if I didn’t fancy him or her.

Maybe I’m just trapped but my concepts.

Maybe I’m just a crap swinger destined to look good in bed but have crap sex with lazy lovers?

Oh cruel world!

Why do you mock me so?!

2 thoughts on “Wicked Wednesday: Looks or Kinkinesss?

  1. I feel your pain, Peaches, but most people will be shaking their heads at this. Being hot, good in bed, and lacking in equals…….. these are serious issues!!! LOL

    Get over yourself and just be thankful you are hot and good in bed. Don’t rest on your laurels, because you do have my expectations to meet! Otherwise, CORRECTING….

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