Moody Monday : Cock Blockers

cock block

Picture the scene:

You are naked.

You are surrounded by hotties.

You are about to use that killer chat-up line: fancy a spit roast?

And then suddenly there is a knock on the door and in walk four cock blockers.

AKA hotel security.

What do they find?

Fourteen naked swingers about to get busy.

What would you do if you walked in on such a scene?

Strip off, grab a beer and join the fun?

Or order everyone out?

Sadly it was the latter.

Wo!

Wooooo!

Woooooooo is me.

So close and yet so far!

A month of planning wasted by four bollixes.

I thought about offering them one lady each.

Take one for the team ladies.

But they looked so hideous.

I couldn’t do it to my friends.

As for my beloved Houseguest?

She let the security have a piece of her mind.

But it’s hard to take a woman seriously when she has her titts out.

My hit list of bodacious beauties gone.

My band of banging bros………. disbanded.

In the words of Wayne:  !  I really wanted to fuck HG.

His hug said it all.

Gutted!

Why are people to prudish?

For the record we were not smashing the place up.

Taking drugs.

Playing loud music.

Or sacrificing babies.

Though we were going to tie up Lisa, it was her birthday.

Sadly it was not meant to be.

This was the greatest orgy that never was.

Thank god Houseguest was there to cheer me up.

As you should all know by now, the best way to cheer me up is by sitting on my face.

4 thoughts on “Moody Monday : Cock Blockers

  1. Seriously, since when is it illegal to have sex in a hotel? Too many people for the fire codes? 14 people in 1000 sq ft! None of us smoke and we weren’t going to spontaneously combust!

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