Not another one.
What is this?
Mills and feckin Boon?
When will people realise that it’s not sexy?
I really would prefer it if you don’t just lay there and ask me to ravish you.
Ravish me back wench!
Where does this come from?
This idea that women can’t be active?
Do we really still live in a world where we don’t expect women to say what they want?
Or do what they want, and take the lead?
Is it feminine to just lay there?
Surely it isn’t.
What a bizarre idea of womanhood.
I find the whole thing very depressing.
The last person you would expect to lay there like a stunned mullet is a swinger.
And yet so many swinger women are just like that.
It just goes to show how strong this idea is.
Do something damn you!
Lord help me.
I should have stayed home and had a wank.
It’s enough to bring tears to my eyes.
Thankfully not all women are like this.
When you find a real woman, who has the confidence to be a woman, you need to keep her.
Fight off the other men.
Do what you have to, just win her favour.
Lavish her with diamonds.
Then drag that wench back to your cave and ravish her.
Do you think women should take the lead in bed?