Wicked Wednesday: Swinger faux pas

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Oh dear.

Oh my.

Heavens to Betsy!

Yeah whateva!

Seems I may have caused some offense.

It was not my intention, I assure you.

But offended you are.

Why?

You’re not invited to one of my parties?

When was the last time you fucked someone you did not fancy?

No I don’t recall either.

It’s not something that most of us do.

So when I’m arranging a sexy get together I invite people I want to ride.

I don’t do  people I don’t fancy.

It’s my party and I will invite who I want.

 

It would appear to have become common knowledge that I hold parties.

Now the people want in.

No, no, no!

Oh you’re being unfair!

I’m simply being discerning.

I know what I like, don’t you?

 

What is swinging all about?

Isn’t it about living out your fantasies?

It should be.

None of my fantasies involve short women.

If they did, they would get an invite to my parties.

 

Many swingers will tell you that it’s not about looks but the sensual experience.

Is it?

Can you separate what a person looks like from what they do to you?

Wow you’re a great cock sucker but you wear glasses, I hate glasses!

Close your eyes and think of Princess Di…..

Nope, that’s not working for me.

You can’t separate the ‘person’ from sex.

What kind of psycho could do that?

Have yo ever had sex with a person and asked yourself WTF ws I doing!

11 thoughts on “Wicked Wednesday: Swinger faux pas

  1. Hmmm. A lot of food for thought. You always have the right to say no. We all have personal likes and dislikes. Yours are strongly based on looks. For a lot of us it is personality. I don’t care how hot the person looks, if I don’t like their personality the thought of them touching me makes me sick to my stomach.

    By “Parties” I am guess you mean something small with a couple or a few people. Where you plan to have sex with everyone there…then of course only people you are willing to sleep with should be invited. If they are big sex parties where people are hooking up with different people, have some variety. Not everyone shares your taste. A good host tries to have something for everyone. Lol

  2. I can’t have sex with people I don’t fancy, either. However much I love their personality. But short is a problem for you? How short?? I’m 5’4″, does that rule me out? 😉 Hmm, that said…if a guy was only my height I don’t think I could go for him. Fortunately it’s never happened!

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