I must be stupid.
There can be no other reason.
Why on earth would I put up with such self indulgence?
Never, ever go for a drink with a married man who needs to tell you something.
But I’m a soft touch and he’s a mate in need.
So he’s been having an affair, with another woman.
Why is he telling me?
Does he think i”m a kindred spirit?
Let me tell you, I swing, I don’t cheat.
There is a difference.
Anyhow, he knows not of my demented ways.
Don’t you hate excuses?
Blah, blah, blah…….
Why don’t you just say you fancied her, she fancied you.
You thought with your Mickey and not with your head.
But like a good friend I listen.
Judge not lest thee be kicked up the hole by Houseguest.
Do you feel better now that you’ve told someone?
Yes, it’s a relief.
Are you going to stop seeing her?
Are you going to leave the wife?
Ah! You’re going to fuck them both over!
I had to ask. I couldn’t help myself.
Do you feel bad?
No, it’s actually fun.
So its OK if I screw the wife?
Not funny mate, not funny at all.
Actually, I think that’s very funny.
In fact it would be really funny if I seduced his wife.
It would be hilarious!
Then I can take him out for a drink and confess to him how fun it was.
Why is it that cheaters hate the idea of being cheated on?
Mind you I don’t call it cheating.
I call it sharing!
I’m a bit pissed off to be honest.
I rather like the wife, she’s a good egg.
Now I’m a party to his secret.
This is why yo should never get married!