So 2014 is finally upon us, and like all good men I have some New Year’s Resolutions.
Here we go:
- Never compare ladies breasts……. in public again.
- Always compare mens cocks with mouth.
- Don’t spit, its rude.
- Alway assume someone is watching.
- Never try and keep up with Houseguest, no one can take DP like her.
- Alway take what you can give. ALWAYS!!
- Aim for the mouth, not for the eyes.
- Let your guest always go first. Manners!!
- Spank Houseguest at least once a day. Make that twice.
- Eat more pineapple. Be considerate.
- Bonk the ‘straight’ guy at the gym who keeps looking at me.
- Never, ever fuck a member of staff again. EVER!!!
- Buy a new pair of restraints.
- Write 1000 words a day.
- Write 4 short stories a year.
- Be more selective about the orgies I attend.
OK. I think thats me. All pretty doable?
Well mostly, though spanking Houseguest everyday may be a struggle. She has been known on occasion to tie me up……
How about you, what will you be doing this year?