Sinful Sunday: Auntie MILF

MILF

Somethings are truly wrong.

There is no way to make sense of them.

They are out of your comfort zone.

I’m feeling deeply disturbed by this.

By what?

Seeing your auntie at a wedding, with her toy boy, dressed like a 20 year old chavette.

Oh auntie why?

I can only put it down to a ‘mid life’ crisis.

She’s divorced Uncle Jack and replaced him with one of her son’s friends.

And if I’m not mistaken, that’s a new rack.

There is only saving grace, the new fella is a ride.

So it’s not a total disaster.

Don’t mind if I do…….

The lads reckon there is at least 15 years between them.

No one approves, it’s an abomination.

Or so they tell me.

We ignore that Uncle Liam is married to a woman 20 years younger than him.

That, of course, is perfectly normal.

That how farming stock roll.

It does not matter that he smells of manure and wears wellies all the time.

He has a thousand head of cattle.

Thats like a twelve inch cock to farm women.

Men, we really are complete hypocrites.

But in our defence we never really mean what we say, and we will do anything for a shag.

Women should remember that.

4 thoughts on “Sinful Sunday: Auntie MILF

  1. Haha yet again Robert you have me laughing! I love a man who can make me laugh, even if you were ugly you’d pull with your humour. But you’ve got good looks and humour, damn no woman is safe! 😉 x

  2. Ah, Auntie MILF… I strive to be her in 30 years, with face, tits, and ass lifted and a closet full of stilettos that I can only wear while on my back.

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