And I feel ever so slightly responsible.
I set him up on a blind date.
I thought I picked a real good-un for him.
The man was charming, has good teeth, is well dressed and funny.
He looks a total ride. This should have been a great date.
In fact it was.
They got on like a house on fire.
So much so, that they decided to get to know each other a little better…..
So back at my friends place things get heated and then……
Oh sweet mother of jeazuz!
How could I have been so wrong?
I’m normally so good at these things.
In fact I’m never wrong.
My mystery blind date man, he, he, he……
He turned out to have a……..
How can something so good, be so fucked up?
It gets worse, stumpy claimed to be a top!
A fucking top!
My bestie being the sort that he is, decided to give it a shot.
It just would not stay in.
Anyway, so I’m like totally in the dog house.
My bestie is threatening to set me up with power bottom that does not douche!
What date disasters have you had?