Wicked Wednesday: Bad dates

wonky willy A terrible thing happened to my bestie.

And I feel ever so slightly responsible.

I set him up on a blind date.

I thought I picked a real good-un for him.

The man was charming, has good teeth, is well dressed and funny.

He looks a total ride. This should have been a great date.

In fact it was.

They got on like a house on fire.

So much so, that they decided to get to know each other a little better…..

So back at my friends place things get heated and then……

Oh sweet mother of jeazuz!

How could I have been so wrong?

I’m normally so good at these things.

In fact I’m never wrong.

My mystery blind date man, he, he, he……

He turned out to have a……..

Small mickey.

How can something so good, be so fucked up?

It gets worse, stumpy claimed to be a top!

A fucking top!

My bestie being the sort that he is, decided to give it a shot.

Disaster!

It just would not stay in.

Anyway, so I’m like totally in the dog house.

My bestie is threatening to set me up with power bottom that does not douche!

What date disasters have you had?

13 thoughts on “Wicked Wednesday: Bad dates

  1. I had the same thing once (from a straight lady point of view). 😉 Hot guy I’d been chasing for weeks: swimmer, so big shoulders, great body overall, finally got him into bed – tiny dick. Now I’m greedy, I like quality AND quantity, so… 😦

  2. And if the teeny weenie works and the guy knows how to use it, why would it matter? I’ve gone out with guys who were all hunky and hot and were found to be, ah, less endowed. Not really a problem because when you suck on it, it gets hard; you suck on it long enough, all that nice cum shoots out.

    That works. The morals of any story like this is to never judge a book by its cover and to always make the best of what you have to work with…

      1. Yeah, I tend to be that way sometimes; if it’s working and available, size doesn’t matter and size doesn’t impress me – just because it’s big doesn’t mean he knows what to do with it…

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