Rugby club dinners:
The perfect blazers.
The elegant wives…. and their breasts.
How am I supposed to concentrate on the speeches, when voluptuous racks surround me?
There is only one thing to do under such trying circumstances.
Keep eye contact all times!
It would be quite uncouth of me to be caught eyeballing the first lady’s juggs.
But may I just say, what a pair of beauties.
The really impressive thing was how she was able to keep them from falling out.
I swear I could almost see nipple.
Like I said, impressive.
I managed to make it through the speeches, the starter and the main course without getting caught.
And then I folded.
Sandwiched between Janine and Kathy.
Both in low cut dresses.
I tried really hard.
But it was no avail.
I had to say it “jeeze ladies what cracking racks you both got”.
“Thanks for noticing, you really are a sweetie”.
“Oh Robert you are such a rascal”.
With that I got a peck on each cheek and off we went to dance.
It’s good being me!
So tell me ladies, you know we love your racks, but how would you feel if a friend told you you had a cracking pair?
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