Union Cup Day 1: Hooker knees.

Union Cup 2013

Bugger me, my knees look a mess.

That’s what happens when you play rugby on astroturf.

I now am the rather un-proud owner of the kind of knees that cheap hookers have, if you catch my drift.

You are certain to pick up bumps and bruises during a competition.

Black eye, sexy.

Scratches, sexy.

Bruises, sexy.

Cut up knees NOT SEXY!

They look a mess and stop you from spending quality time on your knees.

Oh well, I guess its better to receive than give. It will have to be!

Time for dinner and to start seducing the star Aussie on our team. Mark my words, I intend on showing my tackle!

10 thoughts on “Union Cup Day 1: Hooker knees.

  1. Sorry about the knees, but I’m sure you’ll find a way to be on them again very soon. Let us know how the seduction of the Aussie goes, can’t wait to hear. Enjoy to game Irish.

  2. Oh dear, poorly knees 😦 Put vaseline on your knees before the game and when you’ve had a shower smear on a bit of arnica. Okay mother advice over……. Seduce that Aussie. We want all the details. 😉

    HG, is going to punish your ass when you get home. Ha ha!!!

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