The moment it started our eyes lit up. Every man in the office was transfixed.
Don’t hold back.
Yeeeeeeaaaaah, that’s right. Tell her how it is.
Don’t take that from her. Give the bitch a slap.
Pull her hair.
OK. So they didn’t actually come to physical blows, just verbal blows.
Let me tell you ladies, us men love it when you girls fight. I could feel the blood pumping into ‘me’ right away…..
The excitement of seeing two hot women on the brink of a cat fight is incredibly sexy.
How could it not be!
There is something truly primordial about fighting women.
In my mind, I imagine that they are fighting over me.
Feck off ya, ya bleedin loo la!
He’s coming home with me, ya dourty skank!
‘Ladies’, you are both coming home with me.
Secretly I’d love it if they really went for it: clothes half torn off, eye liner running, lipstick smudged, hair pulling and lots of crying.
Being a gentleman, I would eventually intervene. But in my fantasies I’m thinking orgy.
Thankfully, my PA is always on hand to slap me back into the real world.
‘Put it away Robert’.
Where would I be without this woman?
In the end the joust fizzled out, and they kissed and made up.
I’ll take them both out for lunch today.
Women, I just love them!
What would you have done?
Are you turned on by fighting women too, and why?
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