So it is christmas, and and it’s the season of giving. So naturally, I’ve being buying presents for the past few weeks. An Italian handbag, sexy heels and even sexier underwear. Delightful things for Houseguest to unwrap on christmas morning.
But what I really want to give the love of my life is an endless stream of orgasms. Sadly, this year we’ll be apart on the big day and pussy certainly don’t eat itself! The thought of her going without a Robert induced orgasm on christmas day is enough to bring tears to my eyes. So what better than to buy her a sexy something to blow her socks off for christmas.
But what?
An anal butt plug? She does like like her butt pleasured. And its a gift we can both enjoy!
Perhaps a glass Dildo? They look great but I’m not sure that they are intense enough.
Love beads? Feel great when you come. But you need to get yourself there first; if you know what I mean?
A massage wand? Well, she has one of these already. She adores it! But she deserves something new.
A clit vibrator? You know. Those really expensive ones that could pass for a paperweight. She does like her clit worshipped!
Decisions, decisions. Lets face it, buy the wrong toy and you’re pretty much telling your partner that you don’t know how his or her body works! I remember one year receiving a Princes wand to stick down my cock! The look on my face said it all. There is no way that sticking a metal bar down my cock is going to get me off! As you imagine, we were not together come valentines day.
So I think I know what I’m going to get, but I’ll keep it secret for now. Houseguest sees all!
What is your weapon of choice to get a intense orgasm and what sex toy mistakes have you made?
what about a remote vibrating panties..? turn her on at the push of a button..
I like the idea if those!!! Where can I get some?
Sex toy mistake I made was buying myself double vibrator that was remote activated, It was a good little vibrator but if I spent I bit more I maybe wouldn’t nearly have to sit on the damn remote to get it work hehe.
As to the weapon choice I still trialing choices out no winner yet.
Lol obviously designed by a man!!!
I am not saying anything to that comment hehe, I get myself into loads of trouble that way.
I reckon I could design the ultimate sex toy for you!
oh I see a project for Robert to work on hmmmmmmmm love to see what you come up with babes.
I’m getting depraved thoughts!
ooooh goodie, I like when you get depraved thoughts Robert.
Something that’s gives pleasure and pain!
Oh yes please Robert
This could be my new calling!!
Will I get to try it out?
If I can get it signed off on dragons den!
Giggle you on your own in there as those guys scare me
Ill charm them with my Irish sass!
hehe I am sure you can make them eat out of your hands
Ill threaten them with houseguests strapon!
hehe if you get lady dragons then tempt them with a stiptease hehe.
Okay I just talked myself into coming along to see the Dragons hehe
Ill wear my tightie whities
ohhhhhhh I am so wanting to be at the meeting now 😉
You are my weapon of choice, and I’d really like to find you under my tree on xmas day!
Sorry baby. But I have something else planned for you!
Oh my God! Best post so far, Robert!! Laughed my arse off.
P.S. I recall a certain machine HG seemed rather fond of. You could even have it set up in time for when she gets home.
Well I have given it a lot of thought.
And I have decided to give her two real cocks instead when she gets home!!
Ah, there’s my pic. Forgot to hit Twit button first.
Put a red bow on them and I’m sure she’ll love! Gotta give her something to unwrap.
She can unwrap two studs who will deliver endless orgasms!!