Fanny Friday: Take it away!


It finally happened.

I really thought it was an urban myth.

Men joke about it.

To cover our fear.

But then it happened to me.

I was ……

Confronted by……

A hideous vagina!

Oh god kill me now!

Why? Why?


Oh sweet baby jeazuz!

How can this be?

How can something so good be so bad?

It was an abomination.

So fug ugly!

There was no way I was going to put my mickey up there.

My face?

Fuck you with cactus!

OK be calm!

Deep breaths.

And the worst thing?

She was such a lovely lady.

The devil works in mysterious ways.

Funky fanny? Demented dick?

What would you do if confronted by horrible genitalia?


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